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03-12-2019, 12:20 PM
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Floriduh News
It must be something in the water in Floriduh, because even when non-Floridians go there to visit, they do stupid stuff...
A M aryland man in the Florida Keys lured a pelican to a dock, then jumped on it and wrestled with it before it slapped him in the face with its beak and flew off. And of course posted the video on his Facebook page for all to see. The man has been charged with animal cruelty and molestation of a protected species. https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/03/1...-keys-pelican/
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Jim CBOB0497 "That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or laborer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell 
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03-13-2019, 10:08 AM
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 ^^ Exactly !!Jokebook has certainly helped many a person get themselves in trouble!!
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Rich COTEP #762 A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
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03-14-2019, 07:41 AM
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Years ago I was walking down the boardwalk in Cedar Key, and a pelican on a post reached out and bit living hell outta me. I promptly and politely punched it in the head, and was informed this is frowned upon
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03-14-2019, 11:35 AM
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^^ Well, at least you didn't post it on jokebook ............... or did you?
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Rich COTEP #762 A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
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03-14-2019, 02:32 PM
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#8
08-09-2023, 09:18 AM
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It's that time again COTEPers. Time for Floriduh News!
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/f...mergency-room/ Florida man accused of attacking nurse, stripping naked, flooding emergency room
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Jim CBOB0497 "That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or laborer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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08-09-2023, 01:46 PM
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NRA Life Member Wilson Combat CQB Kimber Tactical Pro II S&W J-Frame .38 ect " I don't own the clothes I'm wearin', and the road goes on forever " There's a gator in the bushes, and it's calling my name... COTEP #523
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#10
08-10-2023, 07:40 PM
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I listen to Dana Loesch's "Florida Man" segment every day on her show. Usually between 13:50 - 14:00 ET each day. As to the above case, With what was he flooding the emergency room? Hopefully not something for which he had to "strip naked" first!  
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