Friday Floriduh News

[DrHenley]

You can't make this one up!

Three women decided to "shower" at a Florida rest stop. Except of course the Florida rest stop had no shower. And they also didn't have towels, so they decided to "air dry" outside.

Cops were called because of the three nude women at the rest stop. A Florida Highway Patrolman came to investigate and interviewed the nude women, who got dressed before speaking to the trooper.

They said they had an altercation at a residence and were kicked out, and came to the rest stop to spend the night. The Highway Patrolman noted that there was a bottle of soap and a case of water on the ground next to the women.

They then fled from the Highway Patrolman and jumped in a Nissan Sentra and drove off. They were chased, but the pursuit was canceled due to the pursuit not fitting FHP criteria, according to FHP.

A citizen called *347 to report a reckless vehicle and stayed on the phone with FHP dispatch to provide location updates. And guess who they people in the car were? Yep, our three Lady Godivas themselves.

The car turned east onto State Road 52 and another trooper spotted the car which was briefly driving in the wrong direction and then turned back eastbound on State Road 52. The trooper initiated a pursuit for the reckless driving and deployed StarChase projectiles which allowed the troopers to back off and for dispatch to coordinate FHP response and perimeter activities.

The car was tracked to a convenience store and when the trooper tried to arrest one woman as she was leaving the store, another of the women still in the Nissan tried to run over him with the car.

Then the third woman came out of the Nissan with a pink baseball bat and tried to attack the trooper. In the ensuing melee another officer rammed the women's car with a patrol car.

Then the women drove away again in the Nissan leading to another chase. The Nissan was stopped by a combination of a stop stick and a pit maneuver.

The women refused to exit the Nissan and locked arms to prevent the cops from removing them from the vehicle. All three had to be tasered in order to get them out of the car.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/r...ounty-fhp-says

Never a dull moment in Floriduh!

[sdmc530]

wTf? these are some bat chit crazy chicks!

[RKP]

Originally Posted by DrHenley

...... Never a dull moment in Floriduh!

Makes one reflect on what 'Ole deseo uno' () said about Florida doesn’t it.

[Caleb]

Originally Posted by sdmc530

wTf? these are some bat chit crazy chicks!

Is there any other kind? I’m confused...


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[sdmc530]

Originally Posted by Caleb

Is there any other kind? I’m confused...


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can't argue with that!

[Riverpigusmc]

My fault. Told them to shower before we met up. Didn't know the third one was so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her, though

[sdmc530]

Originally Posted by Riverpigusmc

My fault. Told them to shower before we met up. Didn't know the third one was so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her, though

you know what the say Mike biggelo jigglo, $20 is $20!

[Horse'nround]

Originally Posted by sdmc530

you know what the say Mike biggelo jigglo, $20 is $20!

Mr. Third eye Blind...