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Want to see a magic trick? I can make you disappear!
You can't make me disappear!

( In my best Jack Nicholson voice from the movie "A few good men")

Why not???

Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this forum, You need me on this forum.

We use words like Kimber, Rocks and Springer. ..we use these words because they mean something to us. You use 'em as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads the jokes and stories that I provide, then mocks me and says he'll make me disappear! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way......otherwise I don't give a darn what you think you'll do to me!

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You can't make me disappear!

( In my best Jack Nicholson voice from the movie "A few good men")

Why not???

Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this forum, You need me on this forum.

We use words like Kimber, Rocks and Springer. ..we use these words because they mean something to us. You use 'em as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads the jokes and stories that I provide, then mocks me and says he'll make me disappear! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way......otherwise I don't give a darn what you think you'll do to me!

buwahahahahhaa
Sorry but, this is as all get out!

Well played !
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Hush up, Tropical Minion, or I'll tell Mayla you just bought 2 more pistols
Nooooooooooo.......

We just got past the 2 I bought last weekend....well, she thinks I bought 1......shhhhh
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Nooooooooooo.......

We just got past the 2 I bought last weekend....well, she thinks I bought 1......shhhhh
My wife is so disinterested in my guns that she never notices a new one. Case in point, I was wearing my new RIA around the house the other day and to her it was just a gun!

It also doesn't hurt that we don't have shared credit cards so when I go shopping online - it never shows up on her radar
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My wife is so disinterested in my guns that she never notices a new one. Case in point, I was wearing my new RIA around the house the other day and to her it was just a gun!

It also doesn't hurt that we don't have shared credit cards so when I go shopping online - it never shows up on her radar
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My wife is so disinterested in my guns that she never notices a new one. Case in point, I was wearing my new RIA around the house the other day and to her it was just a gun!

It also doesn't hurt that we don't have shared credit cards so when I go shopping online - it never shows up on her radar

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My wife is so disinterested in my guns that she never notices a new one. Case in point, I was wearing my new RIA around the house the other day and to her it was just a gun!

It also doesn't hurt that we don't have shared credit cards so when I go shopping online - it never shows up on her radar
UPDATE:

Fedex came by this morning with a case of ammo ... got busted with it as I came back in the house

Oh well, can't win 'em all
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